In this post, we are going to share with you some funny health slogans. Healthy is the real wealth and you should take care of what you eat and go to gym each day to stay healthy. These funny health slogans are only to make you laugh.
Funny Health Slogans
The more you weight, the harder you are to kidnap
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
Give up the fat.Watch your belly go flat
Installing muscles….please wait
Fat lasts longer than Flavor
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it
The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money
Never eat more than you lift
Don’t be upsetti, eat some Spaghetti
Burn Calories Not Gas
Eat your greens to fit in to your jeans
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
If you let the cake control,You will look like a cinnamon roll
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People can’t eat without taking a Picture
Eat wise.Drop a size
Drugs, because life is supposed to suck
I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I’ll do it tomorrow
Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
I eat junk food, Cuz it’s all about Genetics
Run with Dogs
Lost one pound, time to reward myself
Eat all the cake, you deserve it
Sugar Nah I am sweet enough
An onion a day keeps everyone away
Diet cures more than doctor
Life is too short to workout, Eat more cookies!
Eat healthy. Exercise daily. Die anyway!
Smoke because life is too long
You will feel so grand, when you have healthy food in your hand
Weight, I’m gainin’ it
I am on an Alcohol diet.I have lost 3 days already
Eat smart, Don’t fart
Bigger Snacks, Bigger Slacks
Be Smart, don’t Start
I workout until beer o’ clock
Eat right, or go into the light 🙂
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Death smokes 2 packs a day
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, an onion a day keeps everyone away
I want ABS but I want Pizza more
Eating makes me so happy you not so much
Weight, I’m gainin’ it
Eat less sugar, you’re sweet enough already
Dear fat prepare to die
Get fit in the gym, Lose weight in the Kitchen
Try going to the gym without saying it on Facebook!
Smoking helps you lose weight.. One lung at a time!
Your workout is my warmup
Exercising is great until you compare it to not exercising
You will never have ABS. Love, Pizza
Let me know if my biceps get in your way
I don’t smoke weed… I deep fry it!
Good Health is True Wealth
Warning: I quit smoking, speak to me at your own risk
An apple day makes potty next day
Double your cup double your butt
Your mouth is a key to your health
D.I.E.T: Did I eat that
If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth
Laughter is the best medicine but if your laughing with no reason you need medicine!
They say alcohol kills slowly.So what who’s in hurry
Seven Days Without Exercise Makes One Weak
Run like you stole something
Eat to live not live to eat
Life is too short to diet
I would lose weight but I don’t like losing
Lift weight for jesus
Your fast food can be your last food
Smoking reduces your weight
Eat right or Go home
Eat sleep dance repeat
Diet starts… Next week
The best of exercise is to use your arms to push yourself away from the table
You have to eat right for the fat to take flight
Eight glass of water a day, can make your symptoms go away
