Funny Health Slogans & Sayings

In this post, we are going to share with you some funny health slogans. Healthy is the real wealth and you should take care of what you eat and go to gym each day to stay healthy. These funny health slogans are only to make you laugh.

Funny Health Slogans

 

The more you weight, the harder you are to kidnap

 

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

 

Give up the fat.Watch your belly go flat

 

Funny Health Slogans - Installing muscles….please wait

Installing muscles….please wait

 

Fat lasts longer than Flavor

 

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it

 

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money

Funny Health Slogans - Never eat more than you lift

 

Never eat more than you lift

 

Don’t be upsetti, eat some Spaghetti

 

Burn Calories Not Gas

 

Eat your greens to fit in to your jeans

 

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it

 

If you let the cake control,You will look like a cinnamon roll

 

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People can’t eat without taking a Picture

 

Funny Health Slogans - Eat Wise Drop A Size

Eat wise.Drop a size

 

Drugs, because life is supposed to suck

 

I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I’ll do it tomorrow

 

Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket

 

Funny Healthy Eating Slogans - A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips

 

I eat junk food, Cuz it’s all about Genetics

 

Run with Dogs

 

Lost one pound, time to reward myself

 

Eat all the cake, you deserve it

 

Sugar Nah I am sweet enough

 

An onion a day keeps everyone away

 

Diet cures more than doctor

 

Life is too short to workout, Eat more cookies!

 

Eat healthy. Exercise daily. Die anyway!

 

Smoke because life is too long

 

You will feel so grand, when you have healthy food in your hand

 

Weight, I’m gainin’ it

 

I am on an Alcohol diet.I have lost 3 days already

 

Eat smart, Don’t fart

 

Bigger Snacks, Bigger Slacks

 

Be Smart, don’t Start

 

I workout until beer o’ clock

 

Eat right, or go into the light 🙂

 

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Death smokes 2 packs a day

 

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, an onion a day keeps everyone away

 

I want ABS but I want Pizza more

 

Eating makes me so happy you not so much

 

Weight, I’m gainin’ it

 

Eat less sugar, you’re sweet enough already

 

Funny Fat Slogans - Dear fat .. Prepare to die

Dear fat prepare to die

 

Get fit in the gym, Lose weight in the Kitchen

 

Try going to the gym without saying it on Facebook!

 

Smoking helps you lose weight.. One lung at a time!

 

Your workout is my warmup

 

Exercising is great until you compare it to not exercising

 

You will never have ABS. Love, Pizza

 

Let me know if my biceps get in your way

 

I don’t smoke weed… I deep fry it!

 

Good Health is True Wealth

 

Warning: I quit smoking, speak to me at your own risk

 

An apple day makes potty next day

 

Double your cup double your butt

 

Health Slogans Funny - Your mouth is a key to your health

Your mouth is a key to your health

 

D.I.E.T: Did I eat that

 

If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy

 

Fitness whole pizza in my mouth

 

Laughter is the best medicine but if your laughing with no reason you need medicine!

 

They say alcohol kills slowly.So what who’s in hurry

 

Seven Days Without Exercise Makes One Weak

Funny Exercise Slogans - Run like you stole something

Run like you stole something

 

Eat to live not live to eat

 

Life is too short to diet

 

I would lose weight but I don’t like losing

 

Lift weight for jesus

 

Your fast food can be your last food

 

Smoking reduces your weight

 

Eat right or Go home

 

Eat sleep dance repeat

 

Diet starts… Next week

 

The best of exercise is to use your arms to push yourself away from the table

 

You have to eat right for the fat to take flight

 

Eight glass of water a day, can make your symptoms go away