Funny Health Slogans & Sayings

Funny Health Slogans & Sayings

In this post, we are going to share with you some funny health slogans. Healthy is the real wealth and you should take care of what you eat and go to gym each day to stay healthy. These funny health slogans are only to make you laugh.

Funny Health Slogans


The more you weight, the harder you are to kidnap


Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!


Give up the fat.Watch your belly go flat


Funny Health Slogans - Installing muscles….please wait

Installing muscles….please wait


Fat lasts longer than Flavor


Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it


The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money

Funny Health Slogans - Never eat more than you lift


Never eat more than you lift


Don’t be upsetti, eat some Spaghetti


Burn Calories Not Gas


Eat your greens to fit in to your jeans


I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it


If you let the cake control,You will look like a cinnamon roll


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People can’t eat without taking a Picture


Funny Health Slogans - Eat Wise Drop A Size

Eat wise.Drop a size


Drugs, because life is supposed to suck


I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I’ll do it tomorrow


Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket


Funny Healthy Eating Slogans - A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips


I eat junk food, Cuz it’s all about Genetics


Run with Dogs


Lost one pound, time to reward myself


Eat all the cake, you deserve it


Sugar Nah I am sweet enough


An onion a day keeps everyone away


Diet cures more than doctor


Life is too short to workout, Eat more cookies!


Eat healthy. Exercise daily. Die anyway!


Smoke because life is too long


You will feel so grand, when you have healthy food in your hand


Weight, I’m gainin’ it


I am on an Alcohol diet.I have lost 3 days already


Eat smart, Don’t fart


Bigger Snacks, Bigger Slacks


Be Smart, don’t Start


I workout until beer o’ clock


Eat right, or go into the light 🙂


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Death smokes 2 packs a day


An apple a day keeps the doctor away, an onion a day keeps everyone away


I want ABS but I want Pizza more


Eating makes me so happy you not so much


Weight, I’m gainin’ it


Eat less sugar, you’re sweet enough already


Funny Fat Slogans - Dear fat .. Prepare to die

Dear fat prepare to die


Get fit in the gym, Lose weight in the Kitchen


Try going to the gym without saying it on Facebook!


Smoking helps you lose weight.. One lung at a time!


Your workout is my warmup


Exercising is great until you compare it to not exercising


You will never have ABS. Love, Pizza


Let me know if my biceps get in your way


I don’t smoke weed… I deep fry it!


Good Health is True Wealth


Warning: I quit smoking, speak to me at your own risk


An apple day makes potty next day


Double your cup double your butt


Health Slogans Funny - Your mouth is a key to your health

Your mouth is a key to your health


D.I.E.T: Did I eat that


If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy


Fitness whole pizza in my mouth


Laughter is the best medicine but if your laughing with no reason you need medicine!


They say alcohol kills slowly.So what who’s in hurry


Seven Days Without Exercise Makes One Weak

Funny Exercise Slogans - Run like you stole something

Run like you stole something


Eat to live not live to eat


Life is too short to diet


I would lose weight but I don’t like losing


Lift weight for jesus


Your fast food can be your last food


Smoking reduces your weight


Eat right or Go home


Eat sleep dance repeat


Diet starts… Next week


The best of exercise is to use your arms to push yourself away from the table


You have to eat right for the fat to take flight


Eight glass of water a day, can make your symptoms go away


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